I keep a list of my favorite quotes. Here are the ones I can share.
1. Better brace yourself for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a never-ending parade of stupid. -Mabelle from Hairspray
2. Some days are diamonds, some days are stones. - John Denver
3. That John Denver is full of shit, man. - Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
4. There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. Jules Bernard
5. Hundred thousand dollahs. Drink's are on this brothah! - Leanne, Project Runway
6. Romance is female viagara. - Natasha Bedingfield
7. The exactitude of your statement is annoying me, sir. - Ken Mader
Merry Christmas!
17 years ago
1 comment:
my favorite quotes are all about poop:
"I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that are more organized than this." (The Replacements)
"I've got chunks of guys bigger than you in my stool" (Frank Sinatra. Okay, not really frank sinantra, but a good impersonation of him).
"I just had a turd the size of a baby's arm!!!" (Anon.)
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